Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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