If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
do nipples grow back?
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