Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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