Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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