Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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