i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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