Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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