YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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