I'm drive I can fine osifer
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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