Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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