I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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