She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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