I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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