before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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