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(571): View more from Virginia

so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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(571): so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare http://tfl.nu/r7bv

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(979): View more from Texas

Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.

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(979): Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight. http://tfl.nu/18md

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(323): View more from California

No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.

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(323): No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested. http://tfl.nu/53oj

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(607): View more from New York

i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?

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(607): i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life? http://tfl.nu/2cyx

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(330): View more from Ohio

You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions

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(330): You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions http://tfl.nu/rnwr

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance

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(336): i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance http://tfl.nu/wpko

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(315): View more from New York

and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...

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(315): and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame... http://tfl.nu/05iu

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...

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(+44): i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer... http://tfl.nu/jw3w

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.

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(910): I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/hxzm

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.

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(+44): cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked. http://tfl.nu/v3oz

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(818): View more from California

I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?

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(818): I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal? http://tfl.nu/2gme

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.

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(248): Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now. http://tfl.nu/4pf5

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.

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(306): Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol. http://tfl.nu/3yus

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(561): View more from Florida

I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.

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(561): I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics. http://tfl.nu/2iwb

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.

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(336): He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear. http://tfl.nu/c1b0

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