How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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should my penis look like a turkey
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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I have fence marks all over my body
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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