so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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