so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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