That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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