This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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