I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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