i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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