Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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