**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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