help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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