do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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