I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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