I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
ok first of all what the fuck
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