Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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