My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think my vagina is haunted
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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