I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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