If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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