your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just pee around me
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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