I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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