see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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