do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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