Dual....:-)
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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