He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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