if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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