Who wears a wallet chain?!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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