Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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