arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
send nudes
from the living room?
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