Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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