do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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