Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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