Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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