Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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