like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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