dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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