Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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