I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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