Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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