Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Do plants get herpes?
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