if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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