i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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