I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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