gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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