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(630): View more from Illinois

dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!

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(630): dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg! http://tfl.nu/jn1p

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(613): View more from Ontario

i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is

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(613): i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is http://tfl.nu/6noa

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.

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(304): I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats. http://tfl.nu/8c7z

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(289): View more from Ontario

I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

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It's sore actually

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(289): I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt. (647): It's sore actually http://tfl.nu/hwsg

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(303): View more from Colorado

And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.

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(303): And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first. http://tfl.nu/c9e0

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.

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(902): you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken. http://tfl.nu/um57

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.

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(708): You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx. http://tfl.nu/t703

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(540): View more from Virginia

Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.

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(540): Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good. http://tfl.nu/d8mv

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(419): View more from Ohio

I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.

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(419): I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation. http://tfl.nu/3fs0

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(214): View more from Texas

then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them

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(214): then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them http://tfl.nu/nuwa

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..

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(215): i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be.. http://tfl.nu/8j64

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(352): View more from Florida

But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.

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(352): But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus. http://tfl.nu/k1xi

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???

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(413): i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown??? http://tfl.nu/ek0c

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(601): View more from Mississippi

It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.

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(601): It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you. http://tfl.nu/yyx4

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(512): View more from Texas

are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT

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(512): are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka? (832): .....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT http://tfl.nu/f2zn

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